grootpoepjeplasjehoofd:

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marsixm:

the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

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mohamedlamine:

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

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thivus:

mutant-aesthetic:

thivus:

mutant-aesthetic:

Honestly if you even call yourself a “Stan” I should be legally allowed to hit you in the face with a fucking shovel

what if that’s your name

that’s different obviously

it shouldnt be

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sunharry:

5000y:

Pls tell me your fav heavy metal songs

rock me - one direction

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i was on my lil sisters phone and saw her and her friend were beefin and her friend sent her the following recording lmao

jas0nwaterfalls:

jas0nwaterfalls:

forestwhitakerslazyeye:

forestwhitakerslazyeye:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k7NTGvwPuy

listen to this

Bruh… I don’t even know what to say

I’m arguing like this from now on

this was my favorite thing i have found and now it’s gone. i’m so sad. i’ll never hear her say “why don’t you just hang up on yourself” again

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spobforpresident:

thatonequeerkid:

vandigo:

kimreesesdaughter:

nickionthemtittieswhenisignit:

nappyhurrdontcare:

kimreesesdaughter:

kimreesesdaughter:

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

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